Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you
Hm… Hipster sexism. Brought to you by Williamsburg, Bushwick, Silver Lake, and Portland. http://nymag.com/thecut/2012/10/age-of-hipster-sexism.html
Joe: you ready for Sandy me: as ready as i’ll ever be i just flooded my bathroom i forgot to buy non perishable food and hopefully (HOPEFULLY) I’ll get my period tonight, at the very same time that I cannot flush my toilet Joe: sounds like you’re ready me: i
How do you say no to a friend? Even to a sort-of-friend? As in, a friend says, “We should date.” And then you have to say, “No, we really shouldn’t.” I said no to my friend Sam. I’d slept with him ages ago. It was so long ago that I
I just flooded my bathroom and destroyed the ceiling of the restaurant below. Hurricane NBZ on track to do more damage than Hurricane Sandy.
Dear God, I didn’t make it to the threading place or the grocery store. Please don’t let me die with a mustache, wearing yoga pants, with nothing but old defrosted tortellini in my stomach. Thanks much, NBZ